DEVIANT OBSERVATION #1

Version 6 is very useful. With it I can get benefits previously exclusive to a subscriber, including the ability to see thumbnails from my message inbox.

DEVIANT OBSERVATION #2

Version 6 often has trouble remembering if you have read or deleted messages or deviations. Because of this, I often find myself having to delete items several times.

DEVIANT OBSERVATION #3

Only bad artists buy the ads here, let's just face it. And I click on the ads, believe me, dying for someone to prove me wrong.

Summer Goals:

1. Get a score of 9999 VR on Mario Kart Wii online. (So far so good)
2. Complete GTA IV (which means borrow it again)
3. Complete Ninja Gaiden II on hardest difficulty (Just have to unlock it first)
4. Get all the secret reports on The World Ends With You
5. Learn to kick ass in Soul Calibur IV (Once it comes out)
6. Finally finish Dawn of War
7. Buy and complete Final Fantasy Tactics A2
8. Complete Final Fantasy III on the DS finally

I wonder if you can see the pattern.

Probably more will come.

Just so you know, your original characters don't have to be Japanese. Chances are the name you've given them is just gibberish. Besides, it's not like you know that much about Japan anyways.

Secret 'get a clue people' journal

THE FUCKING BLUE SHELL

WORST IDEA EVER. It benefits ALMOST NO ONE. I understand Mario Kart's bias towards losing players (at least it's not as bad as Mario Party, since it doesn't have an item which switches the winning and losing players) because that's how Nintendo does things, and most of the time it's ok. BUT THE GOD DAMNED BLUE SHELL. I'm in fucking first place, like, half a lap ahead of everyone else and BZZT BZZT BZZT BZZT SHHHHHYEW BANG tenth place. SON OF A BITCH I HATE THAT SHELL. And do you know what's the worst part? When I am actually near last place (usually because of one of these fucking shells) and I get a blue shell, I'm like, 'oh great, the guy in first and maybe the guy in second get fucked'. Because guess how much it helps the guy in last who gets it? Not a fucking bit. Maybe the guy in first will fall so far back that Mr. Last Place gets 11th or maybe 10th. It's only good for the guy in third or something, and he doesn't need your help. God, I hate that fucking shell.

Also, ADHD Daisy = best character

Fuck 'em. Fuck 'em all. They're so much fucking smarter than everyone else in the world, now aren't they? Surely everyone who disagrees with their opinions is downright fucking ignorant, you know? It's silly, is what it is. I hate the word ignorant and I hate the word hypocrisy, because neither of them mean anything. Surely those who think 'ignorant people suck' are the only sapient people in the universe, the only people ever to have thought a decent thought their whole lives. After all, if you aren't personally in control of everyone else's opinions and leave everyone to make their own decisions, they'll fucking end up ignorant. Isn't that right? It's up to you, Mr. or Ms. Savior of the Universe, it's fucking up to you to decide what is or isn't right in the world. The only point of view out there is yours, after all, and don't let anyone ever tell you that other people can be right too. It's downright silly, a goddamn problem that needs to be resolved by 'educating the world' because everyone who isn't you is so fucking lost if left on their own. You're real special, you know more than everyone else. Surely the only reason any other person can disagree with you is because they're not smart enough, you know? When someone says something you wouldn't, it's ignorance, a fucking epidemic from which people need to be cured. You've spent years crafting your perfect little collection of opinions and morals that are completely unique, and have decided that everyone who isn't tolerant like you are might as well shoot themselves, since they're not so damn tolerant like you. But that's their problem, it was probably an accident that they came up with their opinions anyways. If they were as tolerant as you were, they'd agree with you, and shoot themselves just like you, the peace-loving tolerant true-neutral son-of-a-bitch you are, want them to do. They should just silence themselves, then we could all live in harmony and agreement, just like on TV, right? Well, you've done it, you win. You've transcended ignorance and hypocrisy and become fucking philosopher-supreme, true leader of men, since people couldn't manage life without mentally perfect little you. Congratu-fuckin-lations.